- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
Love is lame tbh, it only gets you like 7 points in scrabble
welcome mats are the saddest invention because they welcome you in and you step on them. you step on their shining faces.
Human interaction isn’t one of my prefered activities.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened